[Soft uplifting piano music plays in the background] "Let's all remember what really matters this season. It's not about the presents, or the money, or the decorations. This is the time of year when we all come together, and share our love for --"

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/25/2016 at 19:29 • Filed to: None

EGGGGGGGGGG NOGGGGGGGGGGG

InFierority Complex > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/25/2016 at 19:31

share our live? What mean?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > InFierority Complex
12/25/2016 at 19:32

Share our love*

GIVE YOUR LIFE

THIS IS INDIGESTION.

Amen brotha! *clinks has glass of Egg Nog with Zoidie’s glass of Egg Nog*

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/25/2016 at 19:40

EVERYBODY NEEDS A HELPING HAND

Phatboyphil > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/25/2016 at 20:04

Eggnog was the only thing that kept me sane this Christmas. Thank you.

boredalways > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/25/2016 at 20:10

I’m lactose intolerant.

So have 2 for me!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/25/2016 at 20:28

Never have tried it

spanfucker retire bitch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/25/2016 at 22:49

It’s the reason for the season.

Textured Soy Protein > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/25/2016 at 23:03

Screw that shit, pile of vile ass dairy barf-inducing barf pile of barf.

TheHondaBro > spanfucker retire bitch
12/26/2016 at 00:32

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/26/2016 at 08:08

Mass produced eggnog is not eggnog.

spanfucker retire bitch > TheHondaBro
12/26/2016 at 09:11

It’s the day after now - your power has no effect on me.

I really like eggnog, but I’ve partaken in none this holiday season. Maybe, deep down, I really do want to be less chubby...

Edit: I just remember I did have some. Served to me by my boss. In my office. During office hours.

I like my job.